Carpet Salesman Jokes

Here are 24 sales jokes some oldies some goodies and some you may wish you d never heard.

Carpet salesman jokes.

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A snail walks into a car dealership. Selling health insurance and. A vacuum salesman knocked on a newly built home a lady opened the door. 39 of them in fact.

The salesman asks him what it is and the snail tells him he wants the letter s painted on the doors roof and windows as large as possible. A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. A big list of salesmen jokes. Before she could speak the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.

He shows the salesman a car that he s thinking about buying but there s something he wants to change about it. Sourced from reddit twitter and beyond. Mammoth bargains to be had in our mammoth sale. He stepped out for a smoke only to realize that he had lost his cigarettes.

A check was mailed to his wife the. The first one said last month when one of my insured died suddenly i got the news within six hours. And he asks the salesman about car customization. No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack smokes he said to himself.

The salesman rushed into the home and threw rotten scrambled eggs fries and hot dogs on the carpet floor. Before the lady said anything the salesman said mam the vacuum i have is the best in business. The carpet er wants the carpet to match the drapes but a carpenter will put his wood anywhere if the money s right little johnny and the salesman a salesman knocks on a door. 24 great sales jokes it s time for a humor break.

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